![]() 11/13/2018 at 15:56 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Is next week. Get ready to eat that turkey.
![]() 11/13/2018 at 16:08 |
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Whole roast turkey is the worst. I’m campaigning for pizza for thanksgiving. Even if that means I have to make it all.
![]() 11/13/2018 at 16:09 |
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Now that just gives me the creeps.Cannot Unsee.
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![]() 11/13/2018 at 16:13 |
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Why have pizza when you can have herring?
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This is the ultimate way to make people vegan.
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We had a taco bar one year, it was great.
![]() 11/13/2018 at 16:24 |
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It's all about ham
![]() 11/13/2018 at 16:31 |
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If you have pizza, you can’t make turkey carcass gumbo. There’s no way to make gumbo from leftover pizza crusts.
https://emerils.com/122684/turkey-bone-gumbo
![]() 11/13/2018 at 16:32 |
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We haven’t made Thanksgiving dinner for the last three years. We’ve spent three days at a resort hotel and eaten their buffet. Beats the hell out of cooking. But, when we do cook turkey, it’s just a boneless breast. Ain’t nobody got time for all those bones.
![]() 11/13/2018 at 16:41 |
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We’ve being doing tostadas on Christmas for a while. Keep the shredded, seasoned meat in a slow cooker all day on Christmas, and everyone just eats when they want. It’s great.
![]() 11/13/2018 at 16:58 |
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ok but how about deepfrying with cajun spices
![]() 11/13/2018 at 16:59 |
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deepfry turkey, deepfry fish, deepfry corn- basically deepfry thanksgiving, the whole thing.
![]() 11/13/2018 at 17:00 |
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OK, but hear me out. What if a properly jerked and seasoned human hand is actually a great five-installment trail
snack? It’s paleo.
![]() 11/13/2018 at 17:36 |
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Reminds me too much of chicken feet - which are a lot of work for virtually no actual food.
![]() 11/13/2018 at 17:55 |
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I have always been curious to what human flesh tastes like. But there isn’t much meat on your hands. Making jerky from larger muscles would probably be more efficient.
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Mission accomplished
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Well not with that attitude. :P
![]() 11/13/2018 at 22:15 |
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Meh. I mean I love me some turkey if broken into components.
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That sounds magnificent.
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Yes! Ham is so much better
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It is.
![]() 11/14/2018 at 07:07 |
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My vegetarian roomies once made a tofurkey. It look ed just like that and was sooo good.